I am going to write A review on the Matrix: Reloaded. The movie was about three hours long. It was packed in extreme, non-stop CRAP. I can’t believe I brought myself to actually review this horrible movie. I guess it’s just the best one to bag on at the moment other than Gigli(Conan O'brien's baggoing on movie)…Don’t even go there.
 There’s a little thing I like to call M.D.S. (Movie downer syndrome).  It is experienced when a horribly terrible movie is presented to a person with something of a brain. Thus, M.D.S is born. The side effects are disappointment, anger, annoyance and even sometimes mild depression. I went to Matrix: Reloaded on a beautiful Saturday morning so it was twice as depressing knowing that I wasted three hours of a good day. Thus, experiencing major M.D.S.
 I went to see this movie with my dad, one of the best writers none to man, who agreed with me when I considered this a major M.D.S movie. As my dad grabbed us a couple of snacks for the movie, I found us a couple of great seat in the front. He came, we sat, and the movie started. At first I was ecstatic about the second matrix, knowing how awesome the first one was, but as time flew by I grew less and less and less and less ecstatic until I was deadly close to depression.
 I’ll give you a whole run down of how bad it was and why it was so bad. Well for one, it didn’t have much of a point, just tons and tons of meaningless scenes all shoved into one overly exhausting movie. I hate to admit this, but there was a few good scenes in this movie. For example, the scene where agent smith multiplied into a bunch of agent smiths and Neo….. I mean Mr. Anderson, had to fight them. That was the coolest one in the entire movie. Agent Smith’s were flying around everywhere while Neo was hitting them with a pole. That was my friend Ariel's favorite part too. The funny thing was that they just kept coming and coming and he would bat them away as if they were baseballs. Actually, I think that was the only good scene in the movie. It also had lots of very unnecessary sex related scenes. I wont go into detail for sake of the innocent. The only thing that made my whole day worth while was when we walked out my dad said to me. "Let’s go shopping.". At that time I was so deep in M.D.S that anything sounded good. Even though, shopping is extremely fun, I still wondered why my dad offered,. I think that he could tell I had D.M.S and he wanted to cheer me up.
 As I read the paper before I entered the movie I read a column reviewing this movie. A twenty six year old named john something gave it six tickets. He said "It was the best movie I’ve seen all year.". My dad had also been wanting to see it so I thought sure, free movie. I was planning on seeing X-MEN 2 , but instead saw this because my dad hated going to the theaters alone. He said it gave him the creepy feeling of being an old psychopath who’s afraid of human contact. I still don’t understand that. This, of course, was the worst mistake of my life. Due to the many sex scenes in this movie I was extremely uncomfortable the whole time and felt like dying through some of it. I wanted to run out screaming. I sat in the middle of the middle rows. On the left, was my dad and on the right, was some creepy sweating man who looked like we were in the desert. Throughout the movie I felt little wet droplets fall on my shoulder and cheek. That was also a very unpleasant experience for me.  All and all, this was a horrible movie and a horrible day.