One thing everyone should experience is how to get an F.  This is important to everyone for one reason.  It is important because I find that getting all nervous about telling your parents gets a little more courageous.  This gives you so much more courage it isn't even funny.  I know someone who after getting an F talked back to their parents.  This turned over a huge leaf for them.  Getting an F is also important so that you know you're not perfect.  In fact it shows you that no one is perfect.  Now here is how you get that very important F.

1.    What you need to do to get started is go to your nearest teacher and make fun of them.
2.    You next need to take your book and leave it at home while you have that class so you can't do anything.
3.    Make sure that you have not studied.
4.    Next, if one answer looks obviously wrong choose it.
5.    If you don't know which one is so obviously wrong leave the answer blank, otherwise you could unfortunately get the right answer.
6.    Threaten your teacher that he or she needs to give you a F or else you'll beat them up.
7.    Tell your parents that you felt really well on the test and you definitely got an A.
8.    Hope that your teacher doesn't call about you threatening them.

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