My favorite scene is the one when Donnie is doing the life and fear project thing and he says he doesn't get the project. Mrs. Farmer then says that if doesn't do the project he will get a 0 for the day. Donnie then appears to be thinking. He gets about to say something and then it cuts to a picture of him in the principals office. Mrs. Farmer then says that Donnie told her to forcivly insert a book in to her anus. The dad then cracks up when he hears this he cracks up.
Another good scene is when the Darkos are eating food and The sister sais that she is voting Dakakus. Then the dad sais that someday when she has kids and when half of her husbands salary is going to the goverment she will think differently. Then she sais that she won't pop one out untill shes thirty. Then his little sister sais when can she pop when out and Donnie anwsers and sais that not intill the eight grade.