One
day I was sitting on my couch watching TV when I heard a knock at the door.
I got up and looked through the peep hole. Standing outside were
4 men all dressed in black suits. I
wondered who this could be that would come all dressed up like that.
I then remembered that I hadn't paid any of my taxes for nearly 2 years.,
when I remembered that right away I knew it was the IRS. When I remembered
that I started to get nervous. I opened the door and peeked my head
in the crack. I asked them what they wanted. They said they needed
to come in and then they smacked the door open. They grabbed me and
sat me down. They said, "Sir, we are the IRS,
do you realize it has been nearly two years since you last paid your bills
and taxes?"
I answered, "No." Even though I really knew it had been two years
since I had paid any of my bills and taxes. They said they were going
to need to take everything I had to pay off all the bills. They said
I could only keep 5 things, and with the extra money I got from selling
everything they would give me a small apartment and the rest to me for
food. I couldn't believe what I had just heard. I mean they
were going to take everything I ever had except for 5 things. I was
dumbfounded. They said everything was going to be gone by the end
of the week so they asked me to make a decision about the things I wanted
to keep by tomorrow, so they knew not to take it. I was going to
have to think long and hard about what I wanted to keep. I was lucky
I didn't have any pets or anything to worry about. The first thing
I thought about that I knew I was going to want was my bed. The second
thing I was going to keep was my TV. I don't think I could go a day
without watching TV. If I was going to keep my TV I might as well
keep my XBOX and PLAY
STATION 2.