Have you ever wanted to appear intellegent?  Are you a person who no matter how hard you try you can't get a decent grade in anything?  Do you want to be able to do your homework and still have a ton of time to do what ever you want?  Do you want to skip ahead a few grades and finish school earlyer than your friends and peers?  If you answered yes to any of these questions than I have a great new product for you.

             If you would like your I.Q. to rise a great amount than you need to buy the amazing smart glasses.  With these glasses you can now doze off in class and still get the answers correct.  Your teachers will think that you are the best student in the class because you will know every answer the teacher can throw at you.  Your test scores will never be below an A+ average  You will never get a bad grade again.

             The amazing glasses have a tiny microchip that gets satelite vibes fron the internet.  After the glasses recieve the vibe a little voice tells you the answers.  You can program it to automaticically say the answer in your voice.  You can also program it to talk how you would normally talk.  You can also program it to automatically move your hand to do your work for you while you sleep.  You would never get in trouble for sleeping in class, or get in trouble for not paying attention in class by your teacher.  You will be able to get into any college that you want to.  With the glasses you will be getting college applications in your third year of high school.  Never get put down again for not being smarter than other people.

            Not only do the glasses make look and seem smart, but it gives you an advantage over other people. For instance if you have any free time after a test, at break, or at lunch then you can log on to the internet and check your e-mail, type up reserch papers, or anything else that a normal size computer can do. You can also play CD computer games, Playstation1 and 2 games, and Gamecube games on it.  Every one would  like you because you could do their homework for them.  What a perfect way to make money.  You will now be the smartest person In you school, and you might even be smarter than your older relatives.  You would be living the good life.

            If you dont like wearing glasses then you can get the smart contacts.  They can do every thing the glasses can do, only you don't appear intelligent.  If you look at the bright side you don't look like a nerd.
 

                           Don't try to purchase these glasses or contacts because they don't exist.