Hola,Buenos dias. ¿Como te llamas? Hi, my name is Andy. I'm really weird and I annoy people. Today something tragic happened before I came to school let me first just start you off from the morning…
 (Yawn,stretch). Good morning yawl. Howdy. Boy oh boy, I'm tired. "Hey mom?"
"Yes Andy"
"Can you drive me to school today?"
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ok"
 So after that, I got my lunch and skipped outside to the bus stop like a little baby in a Barney video.
 "Hum de dum, I a little annoying kid that is weird, la la la. Here comes the bus! (Gasp!) It left without me! Come back, come back!"
 By that point, I knew my mom had to drive me, school was like, a gazillion miles from here. So I went back in the house and I peeked around the corner and heard some odd foreign music playing.
"What's that" I asked myself.  HAHA. My mom was dancing like Barney too!
"I better not interrupt, I guess I will be walking, all on my own, in the scary world.
"Hmmmm… should I cross the street or not?" I thought about that for a few hours, and then I decided I wouldn't.
"I will just walk on this side. I love you, you love me, we are a happy family" I hummed to myself. While I'm singing really stupid songs to myself, I will tell you all about me. Ok, basically I am a 14 year old geek. Enough about that, lets go back to the stupid humming…
 "la lala la, la la la give a dog a bone, this old man came running home." I had walked almost a gazillion miles and I could almost see my school.
"WOW! Its so (sniff) beautiful (tear falls from eye)."
I went inside the office and told them m story, by the time I was at the part where I woke up, they started falling asleep and just let me go.
It was second period and I couldn't wait to go to my next class. "Ring" the bell rang and I zoomed out and across the street a get a Barney Lovers action figure and ice cream.
 As I was walking back slurping on my ice cream I notices slippy slappy weird one the yard duty starring at me.
"uh oh"
"Where have you been, you missed the whole third period young... or should I say very young child."
"WAHHHH, WAHHHH!I have never gotten in trouble before"
"Oh ok you can go you little cry baby."
 I was back in school getting my locker open when it wouldn't open.
"Uh oh, I must have put too many Barney toys in it. I will use my Barney saw made specially by me. In chain saw edition." The motor roared but before I got to open my locker the principal tapped my shoulder and scared me so much that I turned around and accidentally tore a pillow he was holding and made feathers go everywhere. I was lucky, I had a chance to run and he hadn't seen my face so I had a chance of getting away. I ran  as fast as I could and got into my 5th period class and pretended nothing happened, I had slipped in before the teacher had noticed I was gone or had taken role. I knew this was too good to be true and as soon as I sad that, the principal slammed the door open and grabbed the person sitting next to me, I think it was a mistake. 5 seconds later he rushed back in and threw the other kid back and grabbed me. I knew from that point on, I was in huge Barney doo doo.