This is an essay about life on earth when pigs could fly. Life here on earth would be awesome. Everything would be perfect and even the little things wouldn’t bother us. If pigs could fly then it would also rain cats and dogs. Life would be so much more better, it would be better than you could ever imagine. If pigs could fly and it rained cats and dog, money would grow off of trees. If all of this happened then I would be the happiest person on earth. This is going to be a story about a man living on earth while pigs could fly, it rained cats and dogs and money grew off of trees.
     Once there was man named Albert. Every day he would go out in the yard pick the ripe money off the money tree and then he would get his coffee and go on his way to work. At this time of the year the trees leaves were falling off and winter was near. By now you could see your breath in the morning and the first few snow flakes coming down. When the pigs flew and it rained cats and dogs and money grew off trees it was always night time. The money would be fresh in the morning and the trees were always ripe with the green. During a winter like this one everything seemed perfect all the towns people were happy in the town of Tohoma Winchesterville.
     Albert did the same thing and he had a good life, but everything changed as his job got it’s big break. See he works for the C.I.A. and one day at work he got one of his big missions to go and work on. Alberts mission was to figure out why pigs had stoped flying. He didn't know that the pigs had stopped flying though because they only fly at night. One night he sat up in bed and watched as the trees sprouted money and as it rained cats and dogs, but he never saw one pig flying in the air. This doesn't seem too bad I mean there just pigs flying, why do we really need them anyways. Well the reason we needed all these things to happen was because it is part of the cycle in this town of Tahoma Winchesterville. If one thing didn't happen it would mess up the town daily routines. Now that pigs weren't flying it didn't rain cats and dogs very much and this made it so not
as much money grew and that made people unhappy because they couldn't buy very many things since there wasn't very much money. Albert knew that he had to he had to fix things other wise nothing would go back to normal and everybody including him wouldn't be happy. Albert got started right away on his mission and every night for three days he would sit and take notes for a few hours on what went on outside his house. Finally he started finding an answer when the snow started falling thats when the pigs stopped flying, but he thought thats silly because they have never done this and it always snows in the winter. He thought about his idea some more and it started coming clear to him. Albert's idea was right and he knew how to fix it. Albert was going to go up in his special air craft and then he was going to wake up the pigs who were sleeping on the clouds because they were getting too cold when they would fly around in the snow. Then Albert gave them sweaters and they were soon warmed up and soon everyting was back to normal in Tahoma Winchestervill and Albert was ready for his next mission.