Hobbes' magical Quest!!!!!!!!!
By Bryce Maddox                                This site is dedicated to Bill Watterson.
                                                                                                                                                                                   

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Calvin and Hobbes are best friends, even though one is a tiger, and the other is a boy. Calvin went to school, got in trouble and came home. Hobbes pounced on him, and Calvin got mad at him and thanked him with his baseball bat. This happened everyday, until one day, Calvin didn't come home. Hobbes, who became very concerned, went to look for him. This begins... Hobbes' Magical Quest!!!!
    Hobbes looked near and far, there and here, but couldn't find him. Hobbes went to a fortune teller who told Hobbes he must travel to the planet of Galixoid and Nebular. Hobbes thought she belonged in an insane asylum. But then he learned she wasn't lying, so Hobbes hitchhiked an intergalactic taxi and went to the planet Zigabob 7 1/2. Once they arrived, Hobbes found an intergalactic map. This showed the route to the alien's lair. Hobbes took it, and found a guard there. Hobbes tried to pass him, but the guard wouldn't let him through. Hobbes bribed, threatened, and then persuaded the guard to let him through. Hobbes explored the dank, dark, and smelly lair, but he found the leader's room. The leader, King Blor-Utar, said, "If you want your friend back, you must pass the tests, but none have ever succeeded, only failed, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
    Hobbes agreed to the tests, and they began. First, Hobbes had to wrestle and beat a grizzly bear. Hobbes did so. Second, Hobbes had to run faster then a cheetah, but Hobbes thought he couldn't, because he wasn't wearing his drag chute, but he happened to find it in his back pocket. He won the race, and passed the second test. For the third test, he had to avoid a thousand arrows being shot at him without being touched. Amazingly, Hobbes passed again. For the fourth test, Hobbes had to lift 5,000 pounds. Hobbes, having that tiger strength, passed yet again. Hobbes passed all the tests, and Calvin was released. "But," King Blor-Utar said, "You must stay here and be my slaves forever! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
    Calvin and Hobbes tried to protest, but were taken away. Calvin and Hobbes thought of plans to escape, but none of them were real enough to work. Finally, Calvin had an idea, "Let's pretend to be dead. When they throw us away, we'll be free!" They did, and it worked. But then they had to get back to Earth. Miraculously, Spaceman Spiff came and saved them. When Hobbes asked Calvin how this happened, Calvin answered,
    "Well, first I was there, minding my own business, when all of a sudden, a horde of dirty cannibals comes and grabs me, then they took me to this giant ship that was being piloted by Galixoid and Nebular. They were complying about how those stockings made them too hot on their planet, and they took me away. Then you came, and you passed the tests and then we became slaves and then we escaped by pretending to be dead, then Spaceman Spiff came and saved us, then you asked me how all of this happened so I answered, well first I was there, minding my own business..." "Yes, yes, we get it," Hobbes answered.  They came back to Earth completely unharmed, though Hobbes had a migraine after he told the story.