Toon Wrestling

 "As everyone in California is getting ready to see the biggest wrestling match in history we think who is going to win?" Stomp stomp. "Oh my gosh, here they come and they look pumped." "So here are the wrestlers themselves." "Ladies and gentlemen here we go! In the left corner he puts the spon in sponge, here he is Sponge Bob Square Pants!!!!!" "Ha, ha, ha, hi everyone." "And in the right corner here he is, the hungry donut loving Homer Simpson!!!!" "Mmmmm, sponges. Are you in those scrumptious sponge cakes?" "Here right now are each competitor’s coaches." "For Sponge Bob here is Patrick Star!" "Well Norman, Sponge Bob has been training for this moment for as long as five years." "Thank you Patrick but my name is Carl ." "Here is Homer’s coach, Bart Simpson!" "My dad Homer is so ready."
 "All right, let’s get this match started!" Ding!!!! "Sponge Bob goes straight for Homer with his head butt but Homer catches him. But what is this? He is using his classic move already. It's Homer’s chomp of doom. Ouch Sponge Bob is missing a part of his head but he does not care." "Krabby patty flips!!!!!!!!" "Oh no Homer is flipped up into the air and is doing back flips. Now he hits the ground hard. Sponge Bob has formed him self into a boulder and landed on Homer! Is this the end of the match?" "One, two, thr." "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Homer is out and he looks mad." "Now I know how you wrestle. I can actually try."
     "Oh my gosh! Homer has declared that he is going to actually try!!" "Bring it on." "This is getting intense!" "Homer gives Sponge Bob a good old body slam, but Sponge Bob moves out of the way and gives Homer a slap on the face which to Homer does not feel. Homer is now getting ready for the crowds favorite move, The Donut. Homer shapes him self into a donut and is now rolling across the ring and rolling over Sponge Bob. Oh no Sponge Bob is down and is not getting up!" "One, two," Sponge Bob has slipped out! Now he is using his most dangerous technique don’t hit yourself!!! First Sponge Bob molds himself into a tiny ball and goes inside Homer. Now he is taking control of Homer and making him hit himself. (Hence the name of the move.) Homer is now knocked out and Sponge Bob is pinning him. "One, two, th." Once again another close pin but does not do it."
"Uh oh ladies and gentlemen. If you are not down here right now, I would love to be in your place on account of the fiery look in Homer’s eyes!! Homer is weirdly stretching right now. Hopefully Sponge Bob will use this moment wisely. Homer is now looking like he is going to blow like a nuclear bomb. Sponge Bob is getting ready for another Don’t Hit Yourself right now. Sponge Bob is now back in Homer. What is this? Homer has thrown up Sponge Bob and now Sponge Bob is out of energy!! Homer is now using the ten ton Homer weight ball on Sponge Bob." "One, two, three!!!!!" Ding!!! "That is it. The winner of this Toon Wrestling match is Homer Simpson!!!!! I hope to see you again. See you next time on channel 25. This is Carl saying seeya later alligator."