Squirt guns have been serving kids all over the world for ages. They make greats toys and excellent gifts.  To buy a squirt gun click here. I chose to use a squirt gun in this essay because I needed Saddam Husein and Osama Bin Laden to look stupid, and I thought it would kinda throw you, the reader through a loop. 
 

I got the back graphic from here: http://www.1solo.com/AnimatedWeb1.htm
I got the squirtgun pic here: http://images.google.com/images?q=squirtgun&svnum=
10&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&start=40&sa=N